babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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(via tenlevelsofawkward)

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Q: How do dick pics make u feel?

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.


asked by Anonymous
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unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(via beautyisblessing)

87,381 notes

laughingstation:

people that have trouble gaining weight

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(Source: sexting-inchurch, via tenlevelsofawkward)

144,594 notes

tortillah:

when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback

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(via unprime)

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summertimevogue:

Xx

byvalour:

there is love to be found if you’ll just open your heart,

there is light to be found when you are lost in the dark

(via retratou)

490 notes

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via virginity)

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caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

But is it
illegal

I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

(via breakingintosonganddance)

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via breakingintosonganddance)

83,959 notes

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle, via intensional)

360,655 notes
Most things about me are hard to explain, I guess, like how I’m mostly delusional and live in a half-imaginary world but am also a realist to the core. I’m just a bunch of contradictions most of the time and I don’t like it, but I also do. Marianna Paige (via thegayyestone)

(Source: alexiaadana, via bourde)

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michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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(via unsmokable)

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